Gagging At Walmart

Dear Walmart,

Could you possibly do something about the smell in the eggs/dairy section?

I might have bought ice cream yesterday, but the odor extended even to there, suddenly rendering the very idea of consuming a dairy product most unpleasant. Then I had to walk right through the heart of the noxious cloud in order to get eggs. I went from a customer who was thinking about buying stuff to a customer trying not to vomit in seconds flat.

Ugh. I was going to continue this post, but the remembrance of the smell doesn't do well for me. So, if you can't keep that section smell-free, think about making it smaller. Hopefully your model for economies of scale is sophisticated enough to take the effect of smell on your customers.