I'd Rather Smell Poo

The crass nouveau barbarians with their overpowering cologne and hospital grade disinfectants! Do I care about the pathetic swine flu? No! I do not worry about possible infection from a woman who has gone home with flu like symptoms. She has gone home! If she was contagious no doubt others of us have already got it! Instead I worry and suffer due to the chemical weapons the olfactory assailants have released into the air. These substances do great harm. Why don't the barbarians notice? Perhaps they like it. Perhaps they have formed an addiction and interpret the unpleasant psychoactive effects as a high. Worse yet, they probably have linked this high with sanitation and therefore health in their own minds.